This photo says it all, and I’m sure this was the look on my face when that embarrassing moment was pointed out! You know that moment when you’re strutting around thinking you look mighty fine only to find out you have toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your shoe? Well thank God that’s not what happened but I was still embarrassed all the same.
I’ve been struggling with needing glasses; I’m at the age where I need reading glasses to see my phone or eat but was trying to avoid them. Every since I had the eye injury I have all kinds of trouble with my eyes and the embarrassing moment happened right in the eye doctors office. I signed in waiting to be fitted for glasses and when my name was called I stood up only to have the lady working there say to me, “Well that’s a clever idea, you always look so cute when you come in”. So I had to ask what she’s talking about and she points out the Christmas ornament I have hanging from the back of my sweater, down near my butt. I had to tell her that wasn’t me being a fashion statement I must have brushed up against a display while out shopping and swiped an ornament. If you know me well things like this happen to me all the time. I’m my own comedy act sometimes. So after a good laugh I removed the ornament and was fitted for glasses.
On my way home I started thinking to myself I have no ideas where the ornament came from so I can’t even return it. Then I started to wonder how long had it been hanging there while I was out shopping with no one pointing it out to me. So technically I guess I stole the ornament.
I had to call my BFF and tell her the story, I was laughing so hard I thought I’d pee my pants before I got it all out. Now back in the day when I was younger I would have wore and ornament as an earring for sure but I certainly didn’t want a big glittery bulb hanging from the backside of my sweater accentuating my big butt. Now why would anyone think that was a planned placement I’ll never know or maybe it was just her way of being kind while pointing it out.
It’s never a dull moment when you’re with me that’s for sure. If you need a good laugh just hang out with me for a day, and I’m sure to do something stupid that will get a rise out of ya. Oh and that’s only the beginning, If I spend my time telling you all my embarrassing moments I’d never have time to post about anything else. And BTW I got the glasses, have been back twice for lense changes, and can’t see a thing with them after spending $700. I’m heading back again this week in hopes they can find a solution.